My Crazy Day
Lil Man has been potty training and only wears a diaper at nights. {yay!} well, Davis was in charge of getting Lil Man ready for bed and *forgot* to put a diaper on when he put Lil Man’s PJ’s on. i didn’t find out about the diaper until the next morning when i discovered that Lil Man had had diarrhea the night before. WITHOUT A DIAPER ON.…….yeaaaaaah. diarrhea sans diaper. oooooooh it was a bIg mess. BIG mess! one of those messes you throw ’em in the shower, turned on the water, and toss the clothes in when you take the garbage out! and then you still have to clean the bed and the carpet too. one of THOSE big stinky messes.
now if that wasn’t bad enough, Davis sabotaged me yet AGAIN. that. same. day.
we were getting ready for bed, normal routine. {made sure Davis put a diaper on Lil Man this time!!!} i grabbed my toothbrush and some toothpaste and like a good dentist’s wife, started cleaning off the plaque. when i realized my toothpaste wasn’t quite right. there were no bubbles and it lacked the minty flavor……. that’s when i look over at what i had thought was toothpaste and realized i was using the baby’s butt cream {diaper rash ointment} as toothpaste! YUCK!!! double yuck! {i want to vomit just talking about it} bleh bleh bleh Davis had “accidentally” put the butt cream in the toothpaste bin.
now is it me, or are these “accidents” a little tooo convenient? yeah, that’s what i thought! *magically* i am the one finding all these “accidents”. not him.
soooooo, i need your help getting Davis back. and April Fools Day is perfect for doing this {plus its been long enough that he has probably forgotten that i vowed to get him back. bwahahaha!}
so please clue me in on some good April Fools Day jokes that i can play on Davis. the messier, the better! {evil laugh}
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